Saturday, September 17, 2011

A Super Spooky True Story Pt. 2!

I looked out the window and saw...


A chipmunk, desperately trying to beat and chew his way under the clapboards. I'll need to put up new siding. Hmm. Guess that wasn't so scary now, was it?

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A Super Spooky True Story!

The other day I was at my grandmother's house, trying to get her 2 acre property ready for fall. It was the usual stuff: mowing the lawn with a pice of shit that fell apart as soon as I turned the key and trying to figure out why her air conditioning didn't work (which turned out to be bad wiring in the circuit breaker and a fire waiting to happen). Just the regular work day.


Well, I start wrapping it up and am heading to the bathroom when I hear very distinctive knocking coming from one of the bedrooms. I went in to investigate. At first I thought it was the blaring TV, or a trick of the ears. But sure as shit, something was knocking on the walls. And there was no one there. So there I am, standing in the middle of the room, surrounded by disembodied rapping. Before I ran out shouting "ghost, ghost!" I figured I'd better rule out any and all natural causes.


But nothing could prepare me for what I was about to encounter when I looked out the window...




To be continued...