Friday, May 20, 2011

The Final Post?

This will be my last post. Ever.

As you all know, Jesus is coming back tomorrow and, being a heathen Viking, I will be left to fight the forces of Satan until the world is destroyed. But do not weep for me. Think of me as a modern Doomguy, or Duke Nukem. Yeah! There'll be just me and SO many strippers that I can easily be the next Duke!

For anyone wishing give up their worldly belongings, you may sign them all over to me and I shall use them to help fight the forces of the devil.

So, good luck to all you lucky bastards getting Raptured. I bid you a fond farewell. Don't come back. You won't like it. Seriously.

And to Satan, I have one thing to say: Come get some!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Osama bin Laden is Dead!