Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Congratulations: You Suck!

Is it too much to ask for a someone to have some form of a brain, even a half-assed one? Everyday I come to class I seem to be surrounded by morons, which by FSC standards means they are usually close to the top of the class with C averages, right underneath me with an A average.

Judging from the students in nursing and education majors, we are all doomed. The average nursing major here barely scrapes by the required B average, the rest usually flunk out after two semesters. Last year there were two fake blonde bimbos with huge fake tits in my world literature class who were hell bent on becoming nurses. They also had a very hard time pronouncing basic words like 'the' and 'I'. Boy oh boy, I'd really trust those two with my life!

These were the kinds of girls who take the same classes as each other and major in the same field not for a rewarding career but so they can be together as much as possible, talk loudly during lecture and giggle spontaneously in a high, obnoxious cackle that's one third New Yorker, and two thirds stupid bitch.

Educators know less about their subjects than their professors. Most courses are cancelled frequently due to lack of enthusiasm by the teacher and the overall lack of ability by the students. If your kid isn't too much of a diptshit and makes it to kindergarten and the teacher went to FSC, abandon all hope of them making you millions of dollars to retire on.

I have never in my life seen a so called educational institution with such low standards, apart from Clark U. Once I overheard a girl who was bragging about bringing her GPA up to a 0.64. I'm a highly intelligent and talented Viking surrounded by mediocracy and sheer asshattery. Why am I here? It all comes down to health insurance, thanks to America refusing social medicine (and having a shitty health care system to begin with, as seen by our nurses) and Taxachusetts requiring insurance of all people, which still costs far to much. Fuck this shit.

Congratulations FSC and the majority of your students; you suck.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009


Wow, has it been a while since I posted an article or what? Well, there are many reasons for this, most of which are none of your business, so I will keep it brief.

To begin, I have about 400 pages of reading a week to do for my classes and frequent essays/exams. Adding to this is the fact that I have recently lost two very good mentors, one over my winter break and one just last week. I played with both in FSC's jazz band, and I find that right now humor is not very appropriate so I am taking most of March off to get things together.

By then, most of my classes will be nearly finished, meaning less work, and I will probably be in more of a comedic mood.